Sir Lance, a fun-loving satyr bartender, operates the Ram's Horn Bar in Cyrene. He has blond hair and deep chocolate brown eyes. As one of several measures taken to renovate the bar, Sir Lance was employed by the city on the 5th of Ero, 377 AF, as the bartender specifically requested by the ladies to be "easy on the eyes".
Lance's Wares
- Shrimp and an oyster in a tangy sauce - 50gp
- Hanging from the edge of a crystal martini glass are five fried jumbo shrimp dipped in a rich, tangy sauce of tomato, cilantro and garlic. In the centre is a fresh steamed oyster impaled on a small silver fork and smothered in excess sauce.
- Bowl of creamy white asparagus soup - 40gp
- Small stems of ivory pale asparagus float gently within the creamy and thick white broth of this soup. The rich soup is lightly garnished with a pinch of shredded kelp and held within a small blue bowl painted with silver scrollwork.
- Pewter dragon-scale mug of Hot Walnut Blend - 30gp
- This pewter mug has intricate patterns of dragon-scales etched into the surface. The handle is in the form of a tail, curling first off the top of the mug and then again outwards from the bottom to allow the easiest possible way to grip. The steam rising from mug is heavenly scented with vanilla and walnuts.
- Wooden mug with forestal ale - 50gp
- An unremarkable wooden flagon, absent of carving or non-utilitarian decoration.
- Flagon filled with dark lager - 50gp
- An unremarkable wooden flagon, absent of carving or non-utilitarian decoration.
- Green Dwarf cocktail - 50gp
- Uniquely chartreuse in colour, the Green Dwarf is a serious drink made for only the bravest of drinkers. Mixed with two ounces of blended scotch whiskey, a dash of lemon juice and a mysteriously green liqueur, this drink is a perfect companion to waste away the night with. Each quaff of this earth-shattering drink will wash away every worry and pain as your head clenches in oblivious bliss.
- Blue Dragon cocktail - 50gp
- The cocktail glass is tinted sky blue and hand-blown into a wavy texture reminiscent of the clouds that float high above the mountains that surround Cyrene. Within the glass, there is a deeper blue liquid, resembling the waters of Lake Muurn, which has a sweet citrus scent. Etched along the base of the glass is a picture of Blu, the Guardian Dragon of Cyrene, at flight in the skies above Cyrene.
- Plate of corn chips - 25gp
- You can't help but drool at this hearty plate of light and golden triangle corn chips adorned with mounds of cheddar cheese, spicy ground beef, topped with an unbelievably huge dollop of sour cream, and thinly-sliced fiery red peppers.
- Large dinner salad - 50gp
- Filling a carved wooden bowl to the brim, a salad made of fresh lettuce, ripe red tomatoes, bright green cucumber and crisp baby carrots; all grown from Cyrene's own farms. Fresh bread from the bakery has been toasted with butter made from Savannah cows that has mixed with chopped garlic and cut into cubes tops this salad along with mild cheddar and a dressing made of fine red wine and tangy vinegar.
- Small garden salad - 25gp
- Cucumber slices and tomatoes are balanced gently atop this freshly tossed garden salad of lettuce grown in the gardens of Cyrene's farmers. Garnishing the salad are small purple begonia flowers and shredded white cheese. A mixture of white wine and tangy vinegar makes up the dressing for this delicious and petite salad.
- Fire and Ice cocktail - 50gp
- The crystal of the glass of dark lager is covered in a cold coating of ice that has slowly begun to melt on the rim. Etched on the glass is a finely detailed picture of Blu, the Guardian Dragon of Cyrene, wrapped around the Cerulean Spire. A small shot glass etched with the golden lyre of Scarlatti, the Great Bard, is filled with an almond flavoured liquor.