Ugly Humgii
The Ugly Humgii is a tavern located at the slum area of the Descent in Ashtan. Its name is derived from the hideous looking humgii that sits in the bar. Drinks and other dishes are sold by Bebe inside the bar, and customers may purchase a custom-grilled burger stacked with their choice of bread and toppings from Remick the Troll at the grill outside.
Main Bar Menu
- A slice of ripe watermelon - 15 gold
- A single slice of cool ripe watermelon.
- A Savannah beef burger - 70 gold
- This pre-prepared burger is made up of two grilled savannah beef patties smothered by a special tomato sauce and tucked between a poppyseed roll with fresh lettuce, onions and tomato slices.
- A bowl of spicy chilli - 75 gold
- A bowl of heavily spiced pork sausages and ground beef simmered to mouth burning tastiness.
- A bowl of barbecue baked beans - 40 gold
- Cedar smoked beans drowning in a bowl of thick barbecue sauce.
- A buffalo steak sandwich - 70 gold
- Tangy strips of grilled buffalo are smothered in melted cheese and sautéed onions and sandwiched between thick slices of toasted bread.
- A bowl of potato salad - 20 gold
- Chunks of cooked potato, boiled eggs, diced onions, and bits of bacon and celery are mixed with a light mustard sauce.
- A basket of cheese-smothered potatoes - 25 gold
- Deep fried strips of potato coated in melted cheese.
- A plate of hickory smoked ribs - 100 gold
- A large serving of spareribs slow cooked over a fire of hickory wood chips. The tender meat is dripping with a layer of sauce made from tomatoes, molasses and spices.
Bebe's Drink Menu
- Beer (frosty pint glass) - 15gp
- This oversized glass contains a thick black liquid covered with white foam. Bubbles seem to sink down into the dark liquid rather than rise to the surface. The drink's bitter aroma is so strong as to almost be a presence in the room.
- Tequila (shot glass) - 20gp
- Small and sturdy, this shotglass is functional and able to take a beating.
- Whiskey (shot glass) - 20gp
- Small and sturdy, this shotglass is functional and able to take a beating.
- Ale (glass ale mug) - 15gp
- The glass mug is somewhat dirty, possibly from being used more often that it's washed. The glass itself is almost opaque due to its thickness, but still allows for that tell-tale sparkle when filled with the usual potent liquor.
- Beer (green glass bottle) - 25gp
- This bottle contains a slightly foamy amber liquid. A tin cap pressed over the mouth of the bottle prevents its escape. The bottle is labelled with a piece of yellowed parchment, glued in place and bearing a stamp proclaiming "Bastion's Finest". It has the slightly stale smell of cheap domestic beer.