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===Loak's Joke=== | ===Loak's Joke=== | ||
Two friends, Nylo and Jereo, were inseperable. Nylo was extremely compassionate, and everyone liked him. Jereo, however, was eternally getting | Two friends, Nylo and Jereo, were inseperable. Nylo was extremely compassionate, and everyone liked him. Jereo, however, was eternally getting into mischief, and did not get along with anyone other than Nylo. | ||
One day one of Jereo's escapades offended the Logos himself, and Sarapis turned Jereo into a shrub. Nylo went to visit his friend every week, but always left before the end of the day. | One day one of Jereo's escapades offended the Logos himself, and Sarapis turned Jereo into a shrub. Nylo went to visit his friend every week, but always left before the end of the day. | ||
One day Jereo commented on this, and asked why Nylo never stayed the night. Nylo replyed "I was worried you, being a shrub, wouldn't have any food suitable for me, and | One day Jereo commented on this, and asked why Nylo never stayed the night. Nylo replyed "I was worried you, being a shrub, wouldn't have any food suitable for me, and I didn't want to complain." | ||
I didn't want to complain." | |||
The shrub named Jereo replied "don't worry, I can rustle up some grub!" | |||
===Tamriel's Joke=== | ===Tamriel's Joke=== | ||