Gertrude Plainly

Ms. Gertrude Plainly, Jr. V.P. spends her time locked in her office in the Tier of Bureaucracy within the Erisian Pyramid, official place of worship of Eris, the Goddess of Chaos. Having worked hard to reach such a powerful position, Ms. Plainly spends most of her time relaxing with a snifter of brandy and living the drunkard lifestyle. She is thus predisposed to unintelligible ramblings, including one on her alcohol-induced hallucinations of elephants.