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Whilst adventuring in Azdun one day, Sun came upon a zombie that had wandered away from it's guard post. "Look at meeee!", it said, a piece of lip falling to the floor as it spoke. | Whilst adventuring in Azdun one day, Sun came upon a zombie that had wandered away from it's guard post. "Look at meeee!", it said, a piece of lip falling to the floor as it spoke. | ||
Sun stared at it, and said, "Ha! You don't scare me! I am the bravestest, bestest in the realms!" And proceeded to newbie-kick it | Sun stared at it, and said, "Ha! You don't scare me! I am the bravestest, bestest in the realms!" And proceeded to newbie-kick it to death. | ||
Later, she came upon a vampire, who howled at her frighteningly, "I shall suck your blooood!" "Ha!", Sun replied, "I fear nothing! I have the immortal Violet here, and she is so amazing we call her 'Ultra-Violet!" and pointed Violet at the vampire, who screamed and crumbled to dust. | Later, she came upon a vampire, who howled at her frighteningly, "I shall suck your blooood!" "Ha!", Sun replied, "I fear nothing! I have the immortal Violet here, and she is so amazing we call her 'Ultra-Violet!" and pointed Violet at the vampire, who screamed and crumbled to dust. | ||
Exploring further, she came upon a huge mirror in a large empty room. Gazing into the mist, she screamed at the vile vision before her, and ran in fear out of the dungeon, colliding with a young Infernal at the top of the well. "Don't go in there! I tried, but that apparition in the mirror was too hideous for me to stand!" The Infernal novice scratched his head at Sun fled as far away from the Dungeon as she could, "But... I thought I just let Glomshaul out?" he said, staring at a small red mallet in his hands. | Exploring further, she came upon a huge mirror in a large empty room. Gazing into the mist, she screamed at the vile vision before her, and ran in fear out of the dungeon, colliding with a young Infernal at the top of the well. "Don't go in there! I tried, but that apparition in the mirror was too hideous for me to stand!" The Infernal novice scratched his head at Sun fled as far away from the Dungeon as she could, "But... I thought I just let Glomshaul out?" he said, staring at a small red mallet in his hands. | ||
===Loak's Joke=== | ===Loak's Joke=== | ||