Mr. Gawainson
When Mr. Gawainson came to the Hotel Confusia for his honeymoon with Mrs. Gawainson, they were in their early twenties. Now he and his aging wife have declared the honeymoon over and will do almost anything to escape the bonds of their hotel suite on the Tier of Confusion in the Erisian Pyramid, official place of worship of Eris, the Goddess of Chaos.