Charles Twitly

Charles Twitly was a charming fellow who took care of conditions of a more fragile nature at the Division of Delicate Matters in the Tier of Bureaucracy within the Erisian Pyramid, official place of worship of Eris, the Goddess of Chaos. Between appointments he spent most of his time drooling upon his desk. Mr. Twitly presumably bought the farm, to put it delicately, when his place of business was destroyed by the Marvinogian at the turn of the 6th century.