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[[Category:Bardic Runners Up]][[Category:2006 Bardics]]
By: Eitheladar
Posted on: April 26, 2006


The day is looking mighty fine -<br>
Come with me to Malusine!<br>
Buy some bait, a pole and line,<br>
and we'll do the Pachacacha cha-cha!<br>

To the river we will go,<br>
In rain or shine, wind or snow;<br>
I'll show you all the moves I know<br>
doing the Pachacacha cha-cha.<br>

We'll bait our hooks with crabs or shrimps.<br>
We won't use minnows - them's for wimps<br>
Who go for fish the size of imps -<br>
too small for the Pachacacha cha-cha.<br>

Don't go baiting with mudsucker:<br>
It just snaps your line, that mothe---<br>
---The Divine voice of Clementius echoes in your head, "Language!"<br>
Hey, I just meant, it brings bad luck! Er...<br>
shall we resume the Pachacacha cha-cha?<br>

Cast southeast? Cast northwest?<br>
Survey and find out where is best!<br>
If it's too sparse don't be depressed -<br>
flow with the Pachacacha cha-cha.<br>

Cast and tease, jerk and reel,<br>
Let those fish your power feel...<br>
And hope that no thieves come to steal<br>
while we're doing the Pachacacha cha-cha.<br>

Bait and cast, tease and jerk,<br>
Isn't that exciting work?<br>
Repeat until you go berserk,<br>
now that's the Pachacacha cha-cha.<br>

We'll catch some crappie, trout and walleye,<br>
And if they're large enough - that's all I<br>
Need to make a hefty haul! Aye:<br>
it pays to do the Pachacacha cha-cha!<br>

What didja say? We've fished it clean?<br>
There's no more fish 'round to be seen?<br>
Well! That can only one thing mean...<br>

It's time for the Urubamba samba!<br>