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By: Qontal
Posted on: November 22, 2006


Maric, the filthy, lice-ridden ratman of Mhaldor, has a bit of a crush on
Juliet, the Guide. This poem is my interpretation of how he might use a single
Logosmas wish to take her courting.


Maric's Logosmas Wish

My lovely Mhun at the Ring of Portals,<br>
You've pledged your life to help others.<br>
At the newbies my friend Groukar chortles<br>
But you are gentler than their mothers.<br>

This Logosmas I've one humble request<br>
To the helper in the pretty blue gown.<br>
The next time Romeo takes his rest<br>
I wish to take you out on the town.<br>

Up Purgatory Road to the Streets of Sin,<br>
We'd travel on over to Pestilent Way.<br>
At the Worm and Grub Taproom we'd go in<br>
For the food's the best around, they say.<br>

From the Mhun steak I'd direct your eyes<br>
To the plate of blood sausage and brains.<br>
This food won't put fat on your thighs,<br>
Although it might give you stomach pains.<br>

Perhaps we'd take our food to the bridge<br>
That spans the deep, underground lake.<br>
Neath the gruesomely carved stalactite ridge<br>
I'd convince you my feelings are not fake.<br>

Then we'd hike up to Jirken's home<br>
And help him with a bit of science.<br>
After we can peruse a journal or tome.<br>
He's quite accomodating to his clients.<br>

Finally to the damned Cathedral we'd go<br>
Straight through the Vestibule of Evil.<br>
On bended knee I'd offer all my rat dough<br>
If you'd agree to marry this devoted devil.<br>