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Rumour has it that '''disgusting biscuits''' were created as [[artefacts]] to replicate the boredom of sitting through [[Cyrene|Cyrenian]] Senate meetings, draining all of the enjoyment and levity of anyone who consumes them. How this feeling was magically transferred into unappetising baked goods is likely a secret of the Vashnarian diplomatic corps, but this biscuit will instantly sober up its eater in any case.