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'''Confusia''', a place where streets repeat and they sell cheese by the load. And it's good cheese too. With a mayor called [[Fred]], Confusia is as its name suggests - confusing. From the '''Avenue of Misunderstanding''' to '''Misinterpretation Street''', '''Addled Avenue''' to '''Rocky Road''', '''Golden Apple Highway''' and '''Offbeat Path''', Confusia is a never-ending trip that will confound you. Literally a tourist trap, one can lose oneself and easily blend in with the locals. | '''Confusia''', a place where streets repeat and they sell cheese by the load. And it's good cheese too. With a mayor called [[Fred]], Confusia is as its name suggests - confusing. From the '''Avenue of Misunderstanding''' to '''Misinterpretation Street''', '''Addled Avenue''' to '''Rocky Road''', '''Golden Apple Highway''' and '''Offbeat Path''', Confusia is a never-ending trip that will confound you. Literally a tourist trap, one can lose oneself and easily blend in with the locals. | ||
Note that the locals consist of [[polka-dotted turtles]], [[toady bellhops]], [[Cheshire Cats]] that vanish with a smile, living [[ideograms]], [[overweight blue hares]], hairy men, a few rather clueless people and the [[Puffboy]], who has a particularly bouncy body. | Note that the locals consist of [[Polka-dotted Turtles|polka-dotted turtles]], [[Toady Bellhops|toady bellhops]], [[Cheshire Cats]] that vanish with a smile, living [[ideograms]], [[Overweight Blue Hares|overweight blue hares]], hairy men, a few rather clueless people and the [[Puffboy]], who has a particularly bouncy body. | ||
If you are looking to stay in Confusia for a while, take a trip to '''Hotel Confusia'''. You don't need to book a room, and there's always vacancies. [[Julie the Receptionist]] will be glad to greet you to what may seem like an eternity here. Don't forget to say hello to a couple of longstanding guests, [[Mr and Mrs Gawainson]]. It's almost as if they've been here forever. | If you are looking to stay in Confusia for a while, take a trip to '''Hotel Confusia'''. You don't need to book a room, and there's always vacancies. [[Julie the Receptionist]] will be glad to greet you to what may seem like an eternity here. Don't forget to say hello to a couple of longstanding guests, [[Mr and Mrs Gawainson]]. It's almost as if they've been here forever. |
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