Bopalopia (Bardic)

By: Cyath Posted on: August 15, 2005

Candy machines, houses of mud,
Princess with a lisp and cows chewing cud.
Simmer and glimmer and whimper some more,
Bopalopia has all this in store.
Witches and cauldrons, goosies and eggs,
Rooms of full of pink and Damesies that beg.
So why not try one, you might just enjoy
A journey or eight in the hallucinagen toy.
Cats wearing hats and shroomies galore,
Come meet Sir Piggly and Miss Connie Vore.
Yes, welcome to Bopalopia, the mushroom-induced state,
That giggles like a princess, and smells like fish bait.

If you're sure of yourself, why not kill a few soldiers?
Those Jackalopes don't need all that armor on their shoulders.
Or maybe the cows will more meet your style;
They'll riddle-you-that for a good quite a while.
Accountants three in the accounting fields
With a-counting pigs and their a-counting squeals.
They'll give you good prizes for answering quick,
But figure too slow and you won't get a lick!

Now, the beavers and squirrels do fight quite the war
With a big catapult and acorns galore!
The mushrooms just want some quiet peace, dude;
Those flying squirrels are seen solely as rude.
While the squirrels and the beavers fear the mushrooms,
"They take over your mind... they're as strange as a spoon!"
But try not to get too caught up in this war,
You'll only leave wondering of what it's all for.

Beware, too, of the Hookah, not quite what he seems,
His status-changing effects rival only gleam's.
Meet Frogtima, the Prophetess, and Rammalamma, her friend,
One of whom you'll find at the forest's west end.
Wander around and make you some gold,
But loiter to the castle before you're too old!
That, my friends, is where the real test began,
Solve the riddles of the land as only few can,
And don't forget to have fun in this weird mushroom land.