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=== Tier of Confusion === | === Tier of Confusion === | ||
<blockquote>''Welcome Back to Confusia: The Land That Time Didn't Want To Have Anything To Do With. We knew you couldn't stay away!''</blockquote> | <blockquote>''Welcome Back to Confusia: The Land That Time Didn't Want To Have Anything To Do With. We knew you couldn't stay away!''</blockquote> | ||
'''Confusia''', a place where streets repeat and they sell cheese by the load. And it's good cheese too. With a mayor called [[Fred]], Confusia is as its name suggests - confusing. From the '''Avenue of Misunderstanding''' to '''Misinterpretation Street''', '''Addled Avenue''' to '''Rocky Road''', '''Golden Apple Highway''' and '''Offbeat Path''', Confusia is a never-ending trip that will confound you. Literally a tourist trap, one can lose oneself and easily blend in with the locals. | '''Confusia''', a place where streets repeat and they sell cheese by the load. And it's good cheese too. With a mayor called [[Fred]], Confusia is as its name suggests - confusing. From the '''Avenue of Misunderstanding''' to '''Misinterpretation Street''', '''Addled Avenue''' to '''Rocky Road''', '''Golden Apple Highway''' and '''Offbeat Path''', Confusia is a never-ending trip that will confound you. Literally a tourist trap, one can lose oneself and easily blend in with the locals. | ||
Note that the locals consist of [[Polka-dotted Turtles|polka-dotted turtles]], [[Toady Bellhops|toady bellhops]], [[Cheshire Cats]] that vanish with a smile, living [[ideograms]], [[Overweight Blue Hares|overweight blue hares]], hairy men, a few rather clueless people and the [[Puffboy]], who has a particularly bouncy body. | Note that the locals consist of [[Polka-dotted Turtles|polka-dotted turtles]], [[Toady Bellhops|toady bellhops]], [[Cheshire Cats]] that vanish with a smile, living [[ideograms]], [[Overweight Blue Hares|overweight blue hares]], hairy men, a few rather clueless people and the [[Puffboy]], who has a particularly bouncy body. | ||
If you are looking to stay in Confusia for a while, take a trip to '''[[Hotel Confusia]]'''. You don't need to book a room, and there are always vacancies. [[Julie the Receptionist]] will be glad to greet you to what may seem like an eternity here. Don't forget to say hello to a couple of longstanding guests, [[Mr and Mrs Gawainson]]. It's almost as if they've been here forever. | If you are looking to stay in Confusia for a while, take a trip to '''[[Hotel Confusia]]'''. You don't need to book a room, and there are always vacancies. [[Julie the Receptionist]] will be glad to greet you to what may seem like an eternity here. Don't forget to say hello to a couple of longstanding guests, [[Mr. Gawainson|Mr.]] and [[Mrs. Gawainson]]. It's almost as if they've been here forever. | ||
When it comes to leaving Confusia, and I'm sure you won't, wipe away a tear as you lug your luggage out, take a look around you when you get back on to the Tier outside... | When it comes to leaving Confusia, and I'm sure you won't, wipe away a tear as you lug your luggage out, take a look around you when you get back on to the Tier outside... | ||