By: Mirro Posted on: September 30, 2015
There once was an old troll named Blaan
who lived off in old Lodi Land.
He gave away cheese
at a rate that he pleased,
and that's when things got out of hand.
See, Rhilas the hunter of lore
would give all young questers a chore:
"Go down to black warren,
you'll need cheese that's foreign,
but don't fret 'cuz Blaan's got some more."
So this young fighting lad named Sirray
would go and see Blaan every day.
He'd ask for a slice
and he'd offer a price
But Blaan just told him "Go Away."
After four months Sirray got irate
and began to accumulate hate.
He'd kill the Rat king,
but he'd need cheese to bring,
so he guessed that he'd just have to wait.
After eight months Sirray had enough,
and decided 'twas time to get rough.
So he brandished his blade,
offered one final trade:
either death, or give up the stuff!
But Blaan was a useless old soul
and still had no sheep cheese to dole...
So with a Violent swing,
while he'd not killed the King,
at least Sirray did kill a troll.
Note: Sirray is an entirely fictional character, however Blaan is not, and needs to stock more cheese.