All out of Cheese

By: Mirro Posted on: September 30, 2015

There once was an old troll named Blaan

who lived off in old Lodi Land.

He gave away cheese

at a rate that he pleased,

and that's when things got out of hand.

See, Rhilas the hunter of lore

would give all young questers a chore:

"Go down to black warren,

you'll need cheese that's foreign,

but don't fret 'cuz Blaan's got some more."

So this young fighting lad named Sirray

would go and see Blaan every day.

He'd ask for a slice

and he'd offer a price

But Blaan just told him "Go Away."

After four months Sirray got irate

and began to accumulate hate.

He'd kill the Rat king,

but he'd need cheese to bring,

so he guessed that he'd just have to wait.

After eight months Sirray had enough,

and decided 'twas time to get rough.

So he brandished his blade,

offered one final trade:

either death, or give up the stuff!

But Blaan was a useless old soul

and still had no sheep cheese to dole...

So with a Violent swing,

while he'd not killed the King,

at least Sirray did kill a troll.

Note: Sirray is an entirely fictional character, however Blaan is not, and needs to stock more cheese.